Thanksgiving Breasts

Admittedly Thanksgiving usually brings extended families together, sometimes for the first time in a year.  You are more likely to notice that you're uncle has lost more hair, your cousin quit smoking and gained twenty pounds.  Of course, being polite, we never mention these things.  But, may I ask you, what do you say when you're cousin shows up with D-cups, and last year she was an A? 

I'm thinking that the five grand she borrowed from Aunt Mary probably never did make it to remove her wisdom teeth, or maybe that procedure has changed since I had it done.  Really, how does one handle this?  You know we are all stunned at the change in appearance, do you pretend it hasn't happened or do you comment.  Wow D, you look like a younger Dolly Parton!  I often wonder when people have cosmetic breast enhancement, do they realize they will have everyone they know staring at their boobs, speechless?  And probably not in a good way.  Talk about awkward. 


It's her choice, it's her body, but that doesn't mean we won't be laughing about this until New Years.  At least my sister is happy that this will be our favorite Thanksgiving story and the one involving her might finally be put to rest.  I doubt it though, she accidently left the turkey in her car overnight on a 60 degree night so then she had to find a new turkey on Thanksgiving day that wasn't frozen and ended up coming to my folks with two 16 pound turkeys instead of the 27 pound turkey my mom had entrusted her with two days before.  Hey, at least she didn't kill us with Salmonella though...  That 27 pound turkey had some breasts on it too...