You know you are out there, post Erma Bombeck fans, waiting for someone to offer sage advice on how to deal with the sticky reality of day to day life. My God, when we agreed in good times in bad, did we realize the amount of laundry that actually meant. By the way, how many of you find the label "wrinkle resistant" to be a synonym for 100% cotton.
Come join me on a journey through the ridiculousness of life, raising children and aging.
About Me
- Doyle
- I was born in Massachusetts, grew up in California, went to school in Texas and raised my children in Indiana and West Virginia, and no, I’m not in a military family. I usually tell people I move around a lot because of credit fraud, but the truth is I take opportunities and I’m not afraid to try something new. I knew when I graduated from college that I wanted to raise a family. I really enjoyed staying home and raising the munchkins, and plan on titling my next book, “Hot Lunch Ladies, exposed…” Here’s the kicker, as a stay-at-home mom, you really are stuck when re-entering the workforce. Somehow being a Barbie fashion designer, legume manufacturer and intake manager, Lego architect and hot lunch lady didn’t create a curriculae vitae that excited prospective employers. I decided to go back to school to get more education, or maybe to just hide from growing up any further. I now work as a science teacher, torturing adolescents with the knowledge of how plants have sex, I still find time to write in my own imaginary world. Actually it’s on a laptop in the laundry room, but it feels like a tropical island.
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